31 Cringeworthy Flirting Fails That May Destroy Your Faith In Humanity

Overheard some kid at my university – who’s pretty obviously well off – wanting to wow a chick with all the people their dad knew and places he’d stayed over summer time.

“Wow, that sounds actually significant.”

2. Girl Baiting

I experienced a roommate who does try this move he would go up to a girl and go “Alright, I’m going to bed after we had a party and there were people lingering. Goodnight.” and then walk off.

Then about 2 mins later on he’d have actually come back up to “get something” and be like “Man, I’m tired. I’m gonna simply pass out” either right by the lady or where she’d hear.

Then 4-5 mins later he’d come backup to “do something” and say before I fall asleep”‘ the he’d wander off“ I might just watch a movie or something.

This kind of thing would continue. Their plan was clearly that ultimately, a girl would come with him. AMAZING ARRANGE.

Now when it comes to part that is wtf. I saw this in fact work at the very least 3 times with 3 various girls,and it could have persisted once I moved down. All 3 x we witnessed ended in “relations.

3. The Gnome

Overheard this guy just arbitrarily seated next to this pretty girl in a Starbucks in bay area.

The man wastes no amount of time in whipping their laptop out, then saying to her “Hey do you like WoW? i want to explain to you my Gnome Tank!”

That poor woman seemed so… surprised and confused. keep reading

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