“My phone will ring at me and go, “Who’s that calling at the moment? at 2am and my wife’ll look” we state, “I don’t understand. If We knew that individuals wouldn’t require the bloody phone.” – Lee Evans

“I question there’s a heaven; i believe the individuals from hell likely have got it for a timeshare.” – Victoria Wood

We believed to the fitness center teacher: “Can you instruct me personally to accomplish the splits?” He stated: “How flexible have you been?” we said: “I can’t make Tuesdays.” – Tommy Cooper

“A man walks as a chemist’s and claims, ‘Can I have club of detergent, please?’ The chemist states, ‘Do you would like it scented?’ together with guy says, ‘No, I’ll go on it beside me now.’” – Ronnie Barker